a lady in the street...

I sometimes wonder if I have any men reading this blog,
today is one of those days where, if I do have mean reading..
I must apologize to them for what I am about to post.
I am sorry that you are about to be either annoyed, disturbed,
or just plain not care about what I am about to rant.

now that apologizing has been taken care of, let's get down to business.

 

Ticked Off Tuesday - Lady Edition

1. hair.  I absolutely hate that being pretty [or even presentable] requires a shower, blow dry, and straightener.  don't even get me started on the abundance of hair products it requires to get my nappy head looking acceptable!
2. clothes. we can't just buy what we think is cute and wear it. we are all competing with each other so that somebody has to feel gross in whatever they love to wear. I love floral prints [like a grandma's couch] and up until recently this was so not okay. and on another note, why does everything cost so much?? I just bought the smallest pairs of underwear ever and they were 5 for $26. don't think I didn't notice Victoria! you raised that price a dollar you whore.
3. shaving/waxing. never. ending. battle.
4. "that time of the month". gross and horrible. I like to think that our insane mood swings during this time are payback to men for having it so damn easy. I also hate all of the dumb ass names we create for it.
5. commercials for women.  diet pills, tampons, yogurt, cereal. nobody acts the way that these idiots portray us in these commercials. I don't dance but I still need tampons! I don't need to see a rainbow of yogurt to make my purchase. you are not convincing me with some skinny bitch to buy gross cereal. I really dislike commercials.
6. "you can't do that, you are a girl".  ugh! if you can fart and burp like a disgusting individual at all times, saying I am a girl does not mean that I can't! [I won't.. usually because ew.] sometimes we all have to 'release the crackin' do we not? don't cause a scene because I have a vagina!

wow.. those came really easy to me..
I guess I have had a lot of pent up frustration.
I think we should all pretend #6 never happened.
I must leave you now, because I have to go grocery shop.
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have an amazing Tuesday and stick it to the man if you get a chance!

XXO Amanda

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