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Tuesday, October 13, 2015

15 reasons I'm not an adult

Recently, Breanna and I were discussing, that in exactly two months from today, (December 13th), I will be 29. She said something along the lines of, "Maybe then you'll actually become an adult." To that I said, and very loudly, "no freaking way!!" You're only as old as you feel, right? Or maybe it has more to do with, you're as old as you are willing to accept. With that in mind, I have created a list of 15 things that I will continue to do, even though I'm almost 30!

I will still:

  • go to the grocery store without a list
  • hate black coffee, ew
  • eat happy meals, for a boy or a girl, surprise me!
  • serial text, when someone is busy or not responding
  • buy two chocolate pies because I can't decide which one I want
  • drop the F bomb in public
  • love the shit out of Taylor Swift
  • stay in bed most of a day and watch YouTube
  • eat sour punch straws for dinner 
  • sing Backstreet Boys in the shower
  • refuse to brush my hair for days
  • invest way too much of myself into my friends lives/choices
  • carry on full and normal conversations with my dog
  • waste gas and money by going to Target on the daily
  • wait far too long in between hair appointments


Tell me, I'm not the only child in the group! What are some things that you do, that aren't very "adult"?!


  1. I do ALL of the things you mentioned above. In fact, I haven't brushed my hair in two days and I haven't had a hair appointment in over a year. Whoops.

  2. Ok hi. We're soul mates. Can you crawl out of my head now and stop stealing my thoughts? K, thanks, bye. (But seriously, YES TO ALL OF THESE!!!!)

  3. I do all of those things too! Except I have conversations with my cats... and still do arts and crafts!

  4. YES to all of these - I still drop the F-bomb, adore T-swift, sing boy bands in the shower and stretch out my roots for a hair appointment way longer than necessary. Who says we actually have to grow up? Adulting is boring.